has elon musk considered killing himself or do i have to do everything myself???

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jeonwonwoo:

ashstfu:

clydeonly-deactivated20230901:

ashstfu:

kids these days will never experience the epic highs and lows of bubblewrap popping

what are the lows of bubblewrap popping

when you press it and it deflates without popping

when we’re bubblewrapping and popping we’re bpopping

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wongbal:

the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

  • the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don’t seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs
  • the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years
  • the Tellarites, who don’t like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and
  • humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you’re the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who’ve barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others’ guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry

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coolxatu:

coolxatu:

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

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dynamitedex:

smoke IN the water

so………. what would happen if you put liquid smoke in your water? like a cordial

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smoke IN the water

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hell yeah, square egg

- my friend rob, high as shit, circa 2023

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carpeted swimming pool

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hcnnibal:

i love these two characters. i need to trap them in a collapsed building so they can talk about their feelings as one of them slowly bleeds out.

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meatcute:

pick one. this is your new roommate

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tipolover22:

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spandexinspace:

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world’s largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

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Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

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pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

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fovarosiblog:

2024-től a Magyar Rádió is élőben közvetíti az augusztus 20-i tüzijátékot. - Kedves hallgatóink, elkezdődött! Egy nagy piros gömb robbant szét az imént az égen, de már emelkedik fel a fehér rakéták sora is az égnek, miközben a hídról hófehér tűzfolyam indult a folyóra!

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dynamitedex:

yeah...... i'm sure there's one that's closer but this is is the pic that popped into my brain immediately lmao

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sydmarch:

LMAO youre so right i think in my head i was picturing that one as well as this one

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which i’d reblogged & tagged as “it’s giving ‘spare change sir’ ” apparently lol. he has that victorian orphan swag

menderash:

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

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notyourplayground:

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anarkissy:

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)

you are not wrong bestie

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ddaddalla-deactivated20230918:

do you have friends irl?

yes, one or two close friends.

yes, multiple close friends.

yes, i’m part of a friend group.

no, just acquaintances (work/school).

no, just my family.

no, no one at all.

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“friend” being defined here as someone you actually like, hang out with, and can talk to regularly about anything (outside of your family). disregarding people you only know online of course.

please don’t be an ass in the notes. as someone who is disabled, mentally unwell, and trans, i’m making this post with other people like that in mind who find more comfort in online spaces. so act accordingly.

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