has elon musk considered killing himself or do i have to do everything myself???

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hell yeah, square egg

- my friend rob, high as shit, circa 2023

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carpeted swimming pool

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hcnnibal:

i love these two characters. i need to trap them in a collapsed building so they can talk about their feelings as one of them slowly bleeds out.

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meatcute:

pick one. this is your new roommate

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tipolover22:

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spandexinspace:

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world’s largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

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Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

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pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

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fovarosiblog:

2024-től a Magyar Rádió is élőben közvetíti az augusztus 20-i tüzijátékot. - Kedves hallgatóink, elkezdődött! Egy nagy piros gömb robbant szét az imént az égen, de már emelkedik fel a fehér rakéták sora is az égnek, miközben a hídról hófehér tűzfolyam indult a folyóra!

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dynamitedex:

yeah...... i'm sure there's one that's closer but this is is the pic that popped into my brain immediately lmao

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sydmarch:

LMAO youre so right i think in my head i was picturing that one as well as this one

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which i’d reblogged & tagged as “it’s giving ‘spare change sir’ ” apparently lol. he has that victorian orphan swag

menderash:

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

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notyourplayground:

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pinabutterjam:

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)

you are not wrong bestie

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gingamingayo:

do you have friends irl?

yes, one or two close friends.

yes, multiple close friends.

yes, i’m part of a friend group.

no, just acquaintances (work/school).

no, just my family.

no, no one at all.

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“friend” being defined here as someone you actually like, hang out with, and can talk to regularly about anything (outside of your family). disregarding people you only know online of course.

please don’t be an ass in the notes. as someone who is disabled, mentally unwell, and trans, i’m making this post with other people like that in mind who find more comfort in online spaces. so act accordingly.

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chanstopher:

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that one guy.. he gets it

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cigarette flavoured crack

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what if i just started collecting my eyelashes hm

then what

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ironhoshi:

Is 55F/12.8C jacket weather?

No! That is a delightful temp to wear short sleeves!

Yes. I need a jacket and a hot choccy.

Third thing. (Explain in the tags.)

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fozzie:

in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.

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